I covered a popcorn sale today, and the price was whatever the hell you feel like giving. You would think that everybody could pay that, right? Nope! I actually saw people steal popcorn that would have cost them one penny.

Seriously? Just ask and I could give a penny! You would get pitied by me, but you would also be able to pay for the popcorn.

Now I just want to throw coins at people as hard as I can. Especially if you are too cheap to pay a penny.

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