Cheesy sequel warped young mind

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The late-coming sequel to the original “Rock n’ Roll High School” is a vibrant, ’90s-era masterpiece of teenage angst.

I was only 10 when this movie came out and probably 12 when I began watching it over and over.

Everything about it spoke to my inborn distrust of authority. It was a film that resonated deep in the part of me that had long since suspected that everyone is a freak and that those who try to force conformity upon others tend to be the freakiest of all.

I knew little about music then but I already knew defiance well. “Rock n’ Roll High School Forever” only stirred my lust for more. What I knew, even before I’d fallen in love with G.G. Allin or Chuck Berry, was that rock and roll music would always be a devastatingly powerful and explosive device in any struggle against tyranny.

This is where I got my sense of style, I learned most of the dance moves I still use today, and it’s where I fell in love with Mojo Nixon and the Ramones.

Punk rock purists will surely shiver to see me laud a sequel; a sequel that in almost no way involved the Ramones who played the central characters in the original and provided its entire soundtrack. Even I (a child of the ’90s who grew up with Gin Blossoms and Hootie and the Blowfish in the air around me), cringe at some of the ultra ’90s music in “Rock n’ Roll High School Forever.”

Fifties music and punk should clearly have made the whole soundtrack. But the strength of the message remains the same.

“You’ve got to save the school from the uncool.”

Twelve-year-old me took this line and applied it to every aspect of my life henceforth, switching out the word “school” with whatever needed saving at the time. The uncool are lurking everywhere.

This is the creed by which I live as proclaimed by my forefather; the “yuppie hatin, lower-body gyratin’, beenie-weenie eatin spirit of rock n’ roll!” (Mojo Nixon)

Under his guidance, I have gotten bodacious and have remained so ever since.

Long live rock n’ roll.

Rating: A

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